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Wednesday 8 July 2009

The urn, the pig and the predictions

Forget Michael Jackson, that was yesterday’s news (or in fact ceased to be newsworthy post 1979 and Off the Wall).

Today sees the start of the Ashes….now that’s a real event.

Yep we’re talking cricket. For those of you from less cultured countries, this is a game played over 5 days involving 11 people on each team, throwing and hitting a ball, whilst dressed in white. Sure it’s a little unusual, but it is also the greatest sport on earth.

I’m not going to try and explain the lure of cricket, you’re either born with it or you’re not (although think “5 days sitting in the sun with friends drinking” and you get somewhere close).

But the Ashes, well that’s extra special because it’s against the Aussies. And we know that the non-indigenous Australians are descendents of ex-criminals transported there by the English. And that makes it extra spicy. They don’t like us, we don’t like them.

Don’t believe me? Imagine a solid wooden ball covered in leather coming at chest height at around 150kph…duck? hit? ambulance?

But why all this talk of cricket? What on earth does that have to do with the world of HR…..?

Because I have two predictions.

Anyone that tried to access the BBC website last Friday afternoon whilst Andy Murray was playing will have experienced significant difficulties. Everyone was sat at work watching the furry little Scotsman on his inevitable charge towards second class sporting prowess. Sky Sports will be streaming the five five-day tests live. Expect IT systems in businesses around the UK to crash and burn on those days and productivity to fall.

We also have a creeping increase in the cases of Swine Flu going on here too. Advice is that if you are experiencing flu like symptoms to stay at home until you feel better. Reported cases peaked over the last few weeks (the hottest of the year….coincidence or not?) If the Ashes series is tight and goes into a clinching test don’t be surprised if it coincides with a new high in the number of reported cases of swine flu.

You have been warned....

10 comments:

Sayya26 said...

Lovely piece! I'm from Trinidad and I absolutely love the sport. I also support the English- good luck! More cricket news, our West Indian boys have boycotted Bangladesh because of our ineffective cricket board....totally ruins the game.

FG said...

I live 10 mins from the Oval and am considering joining Surrey CC if only for better chances of getting Ashes tickets! My boyfriend started my indoctrination with Twenty20, but I reckon I'm ready for a little test action by now...

HRD said...

@Sayya26 - Lets be honest the most attractive cricket in the world has always come from the West Indies. When you're hot you're really hot. But when you're sulky......

@FG - Thanks for posting. There is nothing better than a good test. Just choose your test and day carefully. Nothing worse than a boring defensive batting display as the game peters out to a draw. Nothing for it but to pull out a corkscrew!

Aussie HR Chick said...

2 words. Ponting. Katich. :)

Sayya26 said...

u r most right HRD...we have alot of style and flair- but when we're not happy- we're NOT happy...have u ever been to the islands for a game? more specifically, Trinidad?

HRD said...

@Aussie HR Chick - 1 word. Rain. I grew up in Cardiff. I don't think I ever expereinced a weekend where the heavens didn't open. This match is set for a draw (but a moral victory to Aus I accept!) Thanks for commenting btw.
@Sayya26 - No I've never had the pleasure. But it's down on the list of things to do. So many things, so little time! I'll be tapping you for advice when the time comes.

HRD said...

@Aussie HR Chick - I rest my case!

Aussie HR Chick said...

A moral victory is still a victory, right?

HRD said...

@Aussie HR Chick - Not when it's compared to four proper wins.....and we managed to get up Ponting as well! But honestly....you shhould have killed us.

Sayya26 said...

Better luck next round HRD!