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Tuesday 14 April 2009

Discourse is important....right?

So I try not to talk to much about my real place of work.  But this one is a blinder, please be welcomed to the sartrian world of TheHRD.  This is not for sympathy, but for laughs.....

CEO:  HRD?.....its me

Me: Hi 

CEO: I mean....what the f*** is going on?

Me: Can I have a clue? A starter for ten?

CEO: This f***ing thing you sent me.  I mean....its just f***ing wrong.  I mean....theres only a few days to go....and who is in control of this....I'm completely on edge....for f***s sake

Me: Ok......which bit is wrong?

CEO: Well for a start blankety blanks is on the list and they shouldn't be on it.  They've been taken off...I mean, do we know who we are f***ing making redundant or not?

Me:  Ah, when I had the conversation this week they were on the list.  I spoke to the Manager this morning and they didn't say anything. 

CEO:  Well they are not on the f***ing list anymore.  Why the f*** don't you know?  Who's not talking to you? Thats the f***ing problem!  I mean if that f***ing bit is wrong, what else is f***ing wrong?  If this is f***ed up I will be completely f***ed off.  I'm warning you in advance.

Me:  Sure, well I was pretty sure that there were no changes, but obviously there are.  Do you know who agreed the change?  Who authorised it?

CEO: Well I did of course!!

Me: Ya....OK....and ....ummmm......so...ummm do you know who could possibly have told me about it?

CEO: (pauses for at least a minute)...............................................................................................OK, well just make sure you are f***ing well on top of it .....OK? (slams phone down)

4 comments:

Puf said...

To quote Mel Brooks: "It's good to be the King."

The real often seems far to surreal.

Love the blog!

HR Good_Witch said...

On days like that, all you can do is laugh. It's that, or you quit. Have a laugh.

Henry Berry said...

Made me smile no end. Also love the blog.

HRD said...

@Puf - Thank you and thanks for taking the time to comment

@Good_Witch - We are never short of laughs here, most of them with a slightly hysterical lilt

@Henry - Thanks for the kind comments, if we can make others laugh then that can only be for the good?