HRD: Wassup.....
CEO: This f***ing pig sickness thing....maladie des cochons
HRD: Mmhmmm
CEO: I mean.....do we have a strategy? We need to give the board some reassurance.
HRD: Do we......
CEO: We do.....
HRD: OK, well....I have it on my list of things to do....along with world peace
CEO: I mean, what do we do if it spreads?
HRD: I thought we'd try not to catch it....
CEO: You're not f***ing funny. Anyway I need you to come up with a f***ing plan and PDQ.
HRD: CEO I'm not sure you realised when you hired me, but actually I have quite a lot of experience in the niche area of Swine Fever
CEO: Really?....Fantastic! Thats excellent...................you're joking aren't you?
HRD: Mmhmm
CEO: Just get it f***ing done
