**ring-ring, ring-ring**
CEO: HRD t'is I. You know I've been doing these media interviews all morning?HRD: Mmhmm
CEO: They've been asking me about this equal pay bill thingy
HRD: .........uhhuh...
CEO: Tell me we don't have any equal pay issues
HRD: We don't have any equal pay issues
CEO: OK....but do we?
HRD: Not that we can't reasonably justify.....
CEO: Thank f**k for that......I haven't lied
HRD:.....apart of course from the board.......
**clunk**
